This. Was. Bad.
The story got completely out of control and the author was grabbing for straws (and rotten at that) to bring it to the conclusion.
To be fair, I loved most of the first chapter. It was funny and the majority of the events and people still made some kind of sense.
I can't say the same for the rest of the book. At one point I was wondering if I had missed a tag - "AU" or "dystopia" or "all shit on Earth has gone to hell" or something of the nature.
By the end of the book I realized no tag but "WTF" can excuse the events in this story.
Half a star.
Did I mention the Vulcan pinch? It was close to the end. If you DNF-ed, you missed out! :P