DNF-ed @ 30%. My rating is for that part only. This is not readable. The language is as dry as the sex it describes. Literally. There is no lube in the 30% I've managed.
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You won't believe it (I can't believe myself), but I am reading on. For the research purposes only!! Seriously. I am on a mission.
I am trying to find a lube scene. So far - none. No lube, no sex. That lubeless scene in the beginning was the only sex scene in the first half of the book about BDSM, a BDSM club owner, kinky friends of the club owner, club slaves and submissive alpha werewolves. NO SEX.
The language is still too dry and primitive, sentences chopped. Very hard to follow.
I feel like I need compensation for my suffers, but the idea of doing it for the greater good (of warning people) is gratifying enough. No need to thank me.
I will keep updating you on the lube shortage situation.
UPDATE UPDATE which means FINISHED!
So, what can I tell you, kiddies? The sad story of i(nsta)Love and Lube Shortage continues.
Just around 50% mark precum came (he-he) to the rescue and blessed the MCs with its miraculous lubing qualities. Both MCs were happy, so what the hell, all's good and peachy, I thought. But - alas! Not even 10 pages later the MCs were back to their lubeless antics. No lube, no precum, no spit. The cook should have smacked one of them with a hot pan over the head instead of a hand.
The story goes on with hisses and tears and big werewolves being carried around in loving caring embraces. I think I am going to vomit little pink hearts for the rest of the year. Bleh
Have no idea what time period this is. Could be ancient. Like 5 century BC. Could be 10th AD. Could be modern day. Could be a dark and distant dystopian future. Who knows. Oh... there was a carriage mentioned. Must be 16-17-18-19 century then.
Overall - not a bad story if you're looking for something that could help you laugh your head off. Still, one star.
PS If you're reading this book, looking for ideas for fun BDSM time, don't. Read this instead. The book contains a very important message about lube usage :P