Вампир по имени Борщ-c-чесноком =D *dies laughing*
Talking about names, there is no such thing as a Russian female name Nikita, nor there is such a Russian name as Tullion, male or female... jussouknow.
Got to 25% and decided to DNF; my patience simply ran out. I have no words for the batty Borscht clusterfuck except for it was a good laugh at times: names, horny childlike fruit bats, scary hairy gentle souls vampires, very evil clueless harmless guards (IKR?) & All.
2 stars (instead of 1) for good laughs :)
THIS BOOK IS A SPOON MANUAL!!!
Peeps and homies, you would not believe it, but I've finished it! Always a sucker for punishment, Me. I am withdrawing a star and a half (ok, it's still one star, but I have to rate it some way) and putting the book on my super massive black hole shelf.
From my GR review:
To all the good and noble GR teamsters out there:
Please, do provide us readers with the option to award books with half stars, since negatives are too much to ask. If not, kindly read the book first before judging my honest reaction to the horrors I survived ...or deleting my review ...or sending me nasties. thankuverymuch.