Husband leaves email open. Wife checks husband's emails. Wife finds out husband has been cheating. Wife cuts penis off with scissors.
Sound familiar? Not quite. Buckle up, boys and girls, it's about to get epically horrible.
Husband is rushed to hospital. Penis is reattached. Wife sneaks into hospital. Lops off penis for a second time. Wife tosses said member out the window.
But, wait! There's more.
Dickless husband chases wife outside. Wrestles wife in parking lot. Marriage counseling avoided.