This is simply not readable. As in "written so badly it gave me a migraine."
I was ready to DNF at around 10% but then, for research purpose only, managed - god, was it a struggle! - another 10%. No, it didn't get better. It got worse :/
A guy with a migraine, a broken shoulder and on serious meds and his klutz of a friend are drinking scotch and playing strip poker. Fun times. Not!